So, you know how every it seems every few weeks the media fuels the paranoia that is (insert tacky B-movie duh duh ddduuuuhhhh music) Mountain Lions? Every so often, some reTard (go see The Hangover) calls and claims they’ve sighted a Mountain Lion. Thursday was no different.
My partner got dispatched to the following detail: PR reports a baby mountain lion is trying to get into her house.
Really? A baby mountain lion is trying to get into your residential neighborhood home? A baby mountain lion that is more than likely fucking terrified of people is pawing at your back door? I’m gonna go ahead and call Bullshit.
A year or so ago, I had a similar detail and it was right after a rather large “scare” (manufactured by the media and some other fools). The woman was adamant there was a mountain lion in her backyard. Adamant. Being on a Motor, I beat everyone there. I ran with the woman to her home’s rear slider and saw, well, I don’t want to spoil the ending…it was similar to what my partner found. Only he was lucky enough to snap a photo of it.