Shit like this happens nearly every day at the PD…I’m not kidding.
I laugh at work every day. Sometimes at the public, sometimes at myself. Frequently at co-workers. If the public knew how much fun we have on a daily basis, they’d freak right the fuck out.
Oh yeah…and this one. I’ve actually done this one during an interview…
You all pay my salary. I’d like to take this opportunity to thank you…and I’ll do that. Right. About. Meow!