…We now join our dashing hero as he returns to the stopped vehicle to issue a well deserved citation.
MC: Okay, I need you to sign the yellow highlighted portion at the bottom:
Driver (stares at the cite for a handful of seconds): Where do I need to sign?
MC: At the bottom. Where it says ‘signature’. On the bright yellow part…that I highlighted to avoid dipshits struggling to figure out where to sign the ticket…AAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhh!
You would not believe how often it happens. People, I can’t make it any easier if I held your hand and made like Weekend at Bernie’s and had you pretend sign it while I’m moving your hand back and forth.
It’s bright. It’s fucking yellow. It’s HIGHLIGHTED!!! Sweet Mother, Mary of God.