I know I have been a bit lax of late updating. I’ve had the rather arduous task of breaking in my new Motor. (Cue the whiners in Patrol). At any rate, I’ve noticed something a little more in the past couple of weeks and it needs to be addressed….
Dear Mr. and/or Mrs. I have two people in my car,
Allow me to explain the purpose behind the carpool lane (or diamond lane or HOV lane). It’s for you to GO FASTER than the rest of commute traffic. When commute traffic is chugging along at a slow yet steady 55 – 60 MPH, consider it your invitation to make use of the commute lane; however, when a marked Motor, Police Car, or for that matter, anyone comes up behind you, please have the common fucking courtesy to, at bare minimum, do the speed limit or, wait for it….MOVE OVER A LANE, JACKHOLE!
I can’t tell you how irritating it is to come up behind someone and have to slow down in what should be the fastest lane going behind some moron who doesn’t have the sense God gave a goat. Seriously, this isn’t quantum physics. I’m not asking you to construct a nuclear detonator. It’s a fairly simple, every day rule.
I shouldn’t have to explain this to you. You should be ashamed.
**On an amusing note, when I spell checked this post, the only word it didn’t recognize was “Jackhole”. I just thought that was funny…**