This is directed at you. Yeah, you, you old bitty. The next time you leave your late model Mercedes out in front of your nail and/or hair salon unlocked, with the keys in it, running…well, I’m just going to steal your fucking car. Just to teach you a lesson. I won’t drive it far and I want permanently deprive you of it, but holy shit, lady. Are you out of your mind?
And yet folks here in Town wonder why property crime is so blessed prevalent.
**Author’s note: My partner actually took this detail a couple weeks ago, but I’m fairly certain the vehicle in question was not the ’09 McLaren (MSRP $495,000) pictured here. But the point remains.
I also realize this particular post reads similar to the author of fupenguin…I just couldn’t resist. I find it ridiculously funny. I realize some of you disagree; however, it should give you a peek into my psyche. Sobering, yes?**