This post goes out to you small subset of anonymous a-holes out there that think leaving threats without your name signed to it is a good idea. I’d like to introduce you to the concept of an IP address. Yes, I have software installed on the blog to track them.
Are you listening, Chicago? Good.
Now go back to your dismal little douche-existence and leave the rest of us the fuck alone. Oh, also, your grammar is terrible. “Son of a bitches” leads one to believe it is possible to have more than one mother. It is not. If you ever get laid, you could very well be introduced to the concept, God help us all. And, of course, if that lucky lady does have your offspring, we may all accurately refer to you as “that motherfucker” with the shitty grammar. “Sons of bitches” is what you were shooting for. See how that works?
Over the past year and a half, I’ve gotten comments from a handful of you hateful pricks that find it somehow amusing to tell me (and by me, I mean me as a representative of the LEO community) that you hope I/we die or suffer some heinous deformity, blah, blah, blah. Usually, I ignore your bullshit, but today, your misuse of the English language just put me right over the edge.
I’ve every confidence that should you ever have the stones to actually leave your mom’s basement and attempt something foolish, you’d be handled in the appropriate manner and probably spend a significant portion of the rest of your life in a small, cramped room not unlike the aforementioned basement. Only this time you’ll have a roommate. He will think you’re pretty.
So, for the first and last time, nutless wonder, the next time you decide to feebly attempt to namelessly flame someone, at least have the common fucking courtesy to proofread. Otherwise, you’re just being lazy.
Nobody likes a lazy cocksucker.