Doesn’t it suck that when you want to ask a cop a question, there’s never one around?
Or even worse, the only time you get the opportunity to ask one is when you get pulled over! Not exactly the most opportune of moments, right?
Well, here at MCPD, we want to alleviate that whole problem for you all in one convenient place!
Now, you can ASK MC!
You and I both know you have questions. As it happens, I have answers!*
Ask away, my friends! There is a button below that will allow you to record your question and be featured on Uniform Stories‘ Ask Motorcop!
If your voice sounds like you’ve been a two pack a day smoker gargling fighting cats and you would rather not have your question featured audibly, you can always send me an email and I’ll do my best Cary Grant and/or Sean Connery impression in your stead.**
So, click below, leave your question and your road to fame and fortune begins!***
*It should be noted my answers may or may not be related to the questions you ask. I reserve the right to be a smartass in my responses. I am not, contrary to popular (read: in my head) opinion, the end-all, be-all of law enforcement knowledge. Thus, I reserve the right to make shit up on the fly and/or answer your question with a dirty limerick.
**I do neither of those things well.
***Guarantees of both fame and fortune, or fame separate from fortune, as well as fortune separate from fame are vastly overstated (read: totally freaking made up).